Lyrics

Eins, dreiz, three... fourteen?

Tony's got your notes
emails, even faxes from you folks
and at the very end of every show
he'll read a few and they call it... Tony's Mailbag!

Let's end the show (bonjour!)
Mr. Tony's gonna go (arigato!)
So many things he doesn't know
Chimps don't become monkeys!

Yeah, booooyyyy!

A parody of U2, "Vertigo"