Lyrics

Wilbon: I can show you a house
in fact I’ll show you a dozen
each one more grand than the others
and I have one that’s just for shoes

Wilbon: NBA at halftime
See my name on the marquee
It’s right there under Sir Barkley
He’s a real good friend of mine

Wilbon: It’s Wilbon's world
A new Northwestern point of view
and we get loads of snow in Chicago
So DC quit complaining

Women of the world (WOTW): It’s Wilbon's world
If you want suits he’s got a few
Even though they're really nice he’d never wear one twice
That’s the kind of thing that only Littles do
Wilbon: That’s the kind of thing that Littles do

WOTW: Unbelievable ties,
indescribable pocket squares
Move to Scottsdale you’ll love it there
you can go golfing all the time

WOTW: It’s Wilbon’s world
Wilbon: No, I'm never surprised
WOTW: Is that Michael Jordan in your pool?
Wilbon: Yes, we share the same broker

WOTW: Sometimes you fly first class
how do you deal with that?
Chartered flights
are where you’re meant to be

Wilbon: It’s Wilbon's world
WOTW: No, he’s still not surprised
Wilbon: And I’m super modest, too
WOTW: Every column gets better
Together: Like Tony, I have no hair
but I’m debonair
Let me share some fashion tips with you

Wilbon: Wilbon’s world
WOTW: Wilbon's world
Wilbon: That's where I'll be
WOTW: That's where you'll be
Wilbon: A wondrous place
WOTW: you can see from space
Together: That’s all I need

A parody of Aladdin, “A Whole New World"