Lyrics

He's got e-mail and notes
And now that his show is through
He's gonna read some for all you

He got your faxes, too
Man, that lyric made more sense
when Gary wrote it in ’92, didn’t it?

Sterne’s got a way of talkin’
I don’t know what it is
but I laugh when he does Christopher Walken

Tony’s got a way of bitchin'
and he can’t cook a steak
unless his daughter’s in the kitchen anyway

He’ll cheer you up if you're feeling down
he’s loyal, too, but if you piss him off,
he'll crush you and kick you when you’re down!

He loves 5 star dining
especially if it’s free
so he shamelessly begs and Jeannie’s sighing

He’s got a way of talking
I almost want to hear
about the windows & the cars he’s hawking everyday

I listen in when I’m driving home
I turn it off when they talk about the Miami Heat
I’m from Cleveland, Ohioooo…

A parody of Billy Joel, "She's Got A Way"