Lyrics

McManus and Aldridge, ooh I want to listen to
That Gary, Clarke sisters - maybe less of Sheehan
Old Fineman, Cilliza, MSNBcin’, Not Junior

Straight from Northwest DC, comes a host named Kornheiser
He rarely likes to work, and he will not type at all
Contract unconfirmed, he might be back, but he might get burned
He’ll be crushing more guys just as soon as they can give him the word
Cause he is Kornheiser

Negrelli, Joe Aro really ought to go pro
Or Kjerstin and Moffett, nobody can top that
Fitzpatrick, fantastic, somehow we all jingle for
An aging Jew, he hates this song, but then what else is new?
Maybe I’ll sing in tune, at cranky Kornheiser


Parody of everybody's favorite, you know, whatever.