I Am A Rock

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A parody of a song by Simon & Garfunkel.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 05/01/2014  Released: 05/04/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

A spring weekend
With some pals from Hewlett High School
We cook some meeeeat!
I could grill that steak for three grand, but what I’d like to know
For grills or motorcycles, how much dough?

What does that cost?
I’d like to buy that!

I’ve got two jobs
And that house across the Bay Bridge
It has an elevator!
You can keep your helicopter, I don’t need a cashmere cape
But your tickets for Paul Simon would be great

What do they cost?
Can’t someone buy me that?!

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  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Hilarious! I'm thinking this must air!
    4080 days ago.
  • Dannner in Takamatsu, Japan
    Totally crushed!
    4083 days ago.