Lyrics

The Laziest Newsman on this Network (The Only Living Boy in New York)

Braun, get your plane ride on time
I know, your shoot will go fine.
Flyyyyy down to Kazakhstaaaaan..
do do do, do do do
and here I am
the laziest newsman on this network

All of the news I read is a weather report
Oh, I pretend I that I’m doing the news by giving weather reports
Hey, sharing headlines I don’t know’s just my style
do do, do do do do do do
and here I am
the laziest newsman on this network