Lyrics

Anthony works on a radio show
where Nigel is like a whirling dervish
Gary & Jeannie are pleasant and so
Tony comes off as quite churlish

Aw, he can't play his iPod in his Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac
Cliffy please help him out

If he can't listen to Three Dog Night
then why'd he spend all that cash homie?
And I can't begin to understand why
Oh, he can't turn his iPod on
Oh, he can't turn it on even though
it never turns off
Oh, iPods don't turn off
I don't get it...

A parody of Billy Joel, "Movin' Out" and the 11/22 episode of the Tony Kornheiser Radio Show on ESPN 980