Lyrics

Now as I wait for the late podcast, thoughts of what is stupider in my head.

It's not like a podcast's a brand new thing
Or you can't get sponsors for the radio king, lame, so lame!

It ain't rocket science or hitting baseballs,
Yet I listen in spring about happened in fall, how lame, so lame

Now tell me, is it just because you can?
Or do you think the news is actually better dated,
And that present tense is overrated?

Tony, aren't you sick of this silly rule?
The weasels are some stubborn fools,
at least it supplies good jingle fodder for the mailbag now!

Parody of Train's "Drops of Jupiter"