Lyrics

Perhaps this is a product of my recent binging of Orange is the New Black but I blame the TK show because if they weren't off for the summer, I wouldn't have the time to binge in the same way and the theme song wouldn't be stuck in my head. Or not. Come to think of it, this one's been on my list for a long time so probably not. But still.
Huge thanks to John Neiswinger for providing this awesome piano backing track and doing so almost overnight amidst a move and I'm sure a ton of boxes that need unpacking. Thanks, John!

Lyrics:
This show still stinks, this show still stinks
Kvetch, kvetch, kvetch
Won't change a thing.
Won't change a thing, but did ya think this through?
And every Little's worried, worried 'bout you,
come podcast time!

Just think of all the dough.
Think of all that straight cash
you left on the table
'long with Nigel's health plan.
Remember all the bagels, remember how they tasted.
Has anyone told Jeanne
Who's bringing the bacon now?
& Oy, It's podcast time!
So hang on tight!

*A parody of "You've Got Time" by Regina Spektor as adapted for the theme song of Orange is the New Black.