Lyrics

In case anyone caught Mike Wilbon's trendy fan fashion whilst "throwing out the first puck" at the Blackhawks' game Monday night, let us NEVER FORGET his Cubbies first pitch, shirt-tuck debacle.

"Under My Thumb [Un-tucked My Shirt]"

Un-tucked my shirt
Not like when I threw that Cubs’ first pitch
Un-tucked my shirt
Blackhawks let me push their puck around
Hey look at me
The difference in the clothes I wear
Look at me, the change has come,
I un-tucked my shirt
(Ain't it the truth, Tony?)

Number nine shirt
The fashion man who's just a droolin’ fan
Under my shirt
A man who pays two grand for pants
Forget it was me at that Cubs game
Its why I throw Carl Lewis under the bus
Look at me, the change has come
I untucked my shirt
(Ah, I ain’t surprised…)

A parody of "Under My Thumb" by The Rolling Stones