Lyrics

Why Don’t You Do Sports? (Why Don’t You Do Right - Peggy Lee)

Probably born in 1922,
You don't talk to athletes cause they're mostly fools
Why don't you do sports,
Like some other shows do?

Get outta here,
Nice job out of you

You have plenty of money and a big tv,
but you can’t get a picture, plug it in dummy!

Why don't you do sports, like some other shows do?

Get outta here,
Get me some free stuff too.

If you had prepared at least an hour ago,
this might even be a half-decent show.

Why don’t you do sports,
Like some other shows do?

Get outta here,
up next a Shad haiku...