Lyrics

What do you get when you write to Ton?
You get a heart full of bitter rejection
Try as you might for his affection
I'll never write this show again,
Don't you know, I'll never write this show again,

I've told 'em what I had for lunch
That lines played out but I'll take the plunge
I'm willing to sound like an ignoramus,
Maybe if I mention Uranus

What if I wrote a tune with Negrelli,
Or tried to sing as well as Joe Aro?
Hey that's my note your saving for tomorrow!
Whyyyyy did I write this show again??
No, no I'll never write this show again

Tribute to Mr Burt Bacharach's "I'll Never Fall in Love Again"