Lyrics

So long I’ve been a Little
Listnin to a cranky old man
And usually his problems
Are simple enough to understand

But lately things are darker (they're so much darker)
It’s not just schtick about cottage cheese
Please try to get your facts straight
And read up on infectious disease

Cause you keep rantin' and ravin', fomenting widespread panic
No threat to your zip code
Of 20015 so tell me
Why such paranoia, orange man?
Why you wanna curl up and die??
Why such paranoia orange man?
ISIS won’t kill you, and YOU can’t catch Ebola if you tried
(And you won’t tryyy)


Parody of Wild Cherry