Lyrics

Hey there Mister Kornheiser
play this song for me
I send emails, notes and faxes to that Nigel dude
Hey there Mister Kornheiser
Here's another parody
For the Morning Mailbag Jingle, I'll keep writing for you...

Gary Braun and Hootie used to sing the song to me
Those CLASSIC Mailbag Themes, on delayed podcast streams..
That make the LITTLES scream, we just wait, to hear the new songs patiently...

I'm ready for the Mailbag, done with those ads and reads..
They make my eardrums bleed, brand new windows I don't need
But I do like Bagel City....

Hey there Mister Kornheiser, play this song for me
Read my emails, notes and faxes I've been sending you
Hey there Mister Kornheiser, I take your show with me
Every jingle jangle morning I'll be listening to you....

BY JOE ARO, ELLICOTT CITY, MD