Orchid's Made Of Glass (Solitary Man)

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A parody of a song by Neil Diamond.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 09/15/2016  Released: 09/15/2016  First aired: 09/28/2016

Lyrics

Stephen was fine, in the first half he was rolling
Missing bats, Cy Young stats
We've waited so long, he was strong, that's what we thought
Sunny skies, 75
Don't know that he will make it back for October
but this we all know, if he don't show, It's all over
Got a strained flexor mass
Orchid's made of glass
The Orchid's made of glass

By Joe Aro
Parody of "Solitary Man" by Neil Diamond

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  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    Very well put together. Great job all around.
    2928 days ago.
  • Scott in Columbia, MD
    So excellent.
    2955 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    this is tremendous and sounds wonderful. the 75 line is my fave but the whole thing is so well-constructed.
    2956 days ago.
  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    Really nice, Joe, well deserved airtime
    2958 days ago.
  • Dina in Damascus
    Just amazing...
    2959 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Top shelf Joe. Lyrics are right on.
    2971 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    This sounds really, really great. I like the flow of lyrics a lot too.
    2971 days ago.

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