Lyrics

Stephen was fine, in the first half he was rolling
Missing bats, Cy Young stats
We've waited so long, he was strong, that's what we thought
Sunny skies, 75
Don't know that he will make it back for October
but this we all know, if he don't show, It's all over
Got a strained flexor mass
Orchid's made of glass
The Orchid's made of glass

By Joe Aro
Parody of "Solitary Man" by Neil Diamond