Longfellow Serenade

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A parody of a song by Neil Diamond.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 02/01/2014  Released: 02/01/2014  First aired: 09/30/2016

Lyrics

I'm sorry to clog the intertubes and displace such fine, fine fellow jinglers' work - but I just had to get in the Neil Diamond business. Apparently nobody pays retail anymore, so I could hardly resist. My parody of "Longfellow Serenade"

McManus Serenade, sung in the voice you hate
As much as a case of transient amnesia, or flying with TK!!

We know that you had once been an editor of words
Tending ambiguously gendered birds
And you love Tony
And so does Tonyyyyy!!

Swim, c’mon Jeanie, swim
Got to keep your self in shape.
Let’s hear you laugh, no one hears you laugh.
Tell me does that help you paint?

Your presence on the podcast gives us all we want.
I’m sure you’ve got some ideas for a restaurant.
Though it’s not your cup of tea I hope you didn’t hate
This stinking version of my McManus Serenade.

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  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    So good and got a great reaction. Nice work Brad
    2955 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    i laughed out loud on the bird line, and then the tony loving himself line. this just killed.
    2956 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Stands the test of time!
    2957 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    A (slightly) updated version for 2016!
    2957 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    A true jingle chestnut.
    2957 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    So happy to hear more Neil Diamond. I'm sure Ms. McManus is thrilled!
    3927 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    Funny man...
    3927 days ago.
  • Glen in Alta Loma, CA
    Perfection... I hope the Neil Diamond songs keep coming forever.
    3929 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Tears in my eyes, laughing so hard!!!!!!
    3929 days ago.