Lyrics

Chimp you’ll be a monkey soon

Only TK
thinks there’s a way
you’re gonna change
while most people say
"That don’t make sense"

They’re shaking their heads
and they wanna know
how someone like that
has his own show
and there’s no defense
but it made for one of my favorite segments

Tony says
Chimp you’ll be a monkey soon
or maybe an orangutan
Chimp you’ll be a monkey soon
and in a million years you’ll be a man

A parody of Neil Diamond, “Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon"