Columnette Writer

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 02/16/2014  Released: 02/19/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Columnette writer

I've got fingers typing, and I'm back in shape
This took me 15 minutes on my coffee break
It's based on a column that I read last week
I've got 14 jobs, but I still wanna be a columnette writer

Columnette writer

From the Old Grey Lady down to Washington
Spent my writing life chasing Benjamins
My reputation wasn't all that bad
It's a sad demise but I'll settle for a columnette writer
Columnette writer

Columnette writer

Parody of "Paperback Writer" by them Beatles

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  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Go. For. IT!
    3750 days ago.
  • Steven Podoll in Hazen, ND
    Brilliant. I typically listen to TK at 1.5x, but I always play the jingles at regular speed. Maybe I'll even submit my own song one day.
    3750 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    Great stuff Brad! I love the "chasing Benjamins" line...
    3880 days ago.
  • @FitzJohnP in Arlington, VA
    Oh man, Brad, this is so great! You step right up and take on the hard ones and deliver. Bravo!
    3881 days ago.
  • bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
    As you can tell, Patrick, I didn't worry too much about making it sound right! Well, a little.
    3881 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    It was months ago Jerry and all I had was a title and a line or 2. The harmonies were so far out of my league I gave up after a few tries.
    3881 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Yepp. Had this on a to-do list somewhere but never worked it out. This version will do quite nicely!
    3881 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    You did? Too many ideas floating, I lost track o' that one.
    3881 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    This is so funny Brad, about 3-4 months ago I sent Jerry an idea for this song with the exact same title, I just could not make it sound right. Well done!
    3881 days ago.

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