Lyrics

Can I buy some WIFI, man?
Someone help me understand.
4G? 5G? Coverage doesn't reach me.

The connection's fine when I'm on the road
but on the couch, it just won't load
It never works at Uncle Benny's Table.

Mister Tony, please listen
A cell tower you're missing...
WIFI Scan, the settings are in the palm of your hand

The signal's one bar, there's your proof!
Maybe try it up on the roof ?
Just pay your bill and throw it up against the wall.

By Joe Aro
Parody of The Beatles "Nowhere Man"