Landline
Lyrics
This past Fall I got an Apple phone
To call Matt & Julia before each show
And then slowly but surely the signal died
now the landline’s what I’m on
Oh, Tracy do you know what’s wrong with my device?
Does my child across the table have advice?
Can I click on the settings to get 5G?
Can I get any help from Comcast or AT&T?
(No, I don’t think so)
(No, I don’t think so)
‘cause I've been payin’ monthly
for this service that’s total *$**$#
So I told my wife, “I
really need to get some wifi.
And I need wifi, soon.
Yeah, I need wifi, soon”
A parody of Fleetwood Mac, "Landslide"
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