Lyrics

Kj, gettin' it done! My eternal thanks to the tkjingles' diva, Kjerstin Ohnstad, for killing it on my little ditty

Emails have come to this
I wear boxers, never briefs
I prefer bagels with cream cheese
My dog often sleeps on the sofa

Some of them try to amuse you
Some of them haven't got a clue
Some of them try to confuse you
Some of them seem to be confused

Emails have come to this
My friend Hank is really tall
I purchase my shoes at a shopping mall
As if my lunch weren't pointless enough

A parody of The Eurhythmics, "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"