Lyrics

Decided to condense & immortalize The Orange One’s nearly 4-minute rant against the Nats last week into a ~1 minute jingle.

They’ve won it all before.
Less than three years ago
They’re worse than the A’s now.
And they traded Soto.
They’re the worst team in baseball.
Don’t belong in the league.
I wish they weren’t awful.
But they’re so f***ing awful.
My God they stink!
They are losers!
What the hell are they doing out there?
They don’t belong there!

*A parody of “Creep” by Radiohead