Lyrics

Food.
I just wanted fast food.
A whopper, some fries
I knew that I'd get screwed

Drive, I took a short drive
I had some cash....I pulled out a five

Been ten years since I've been there
I'm goin' to a Burger King
I’m never going back again….
They gouged me at the Burger King....

I'm stunned! I guess I'll have to buy the meal.
Cuz $14 bucks is not a deal!!
Yeah that seems pretty high....to get a whopper and fries!!

By Joe Aro
Parody of Neil Diamond's "AMERICA"