Lyrics

Written by the great John Fitzpatrick. Thanks for sending this one on to me, John!

Lyrics:
His worries are way over the top
Each day is just a waiting game
You catch it there’s just one place you go
The virus hall of fame

He's caught it
Yeah, Tony, he's caught it
Coronavirus, things are dire
Yes, you’ll expire
Well, Coronavirus, things are dire
Yes you’ll expire

Kornheiser comma seventy one
Was in the worst demo, man
Just walkin’ in the pool one day
Caught a draft and that was bad
Aaah!

He's caught it
Yeah, Tony, he's caught it

*A parody of "Venus" by Bananarama