Lyrics

Silliness inspired by the TK Jingles Live event and the gang's comments thereafter.

Lyrics:
Trekkies, I don't know why
They call us trekkies, like nerdy sci-fi fans.
Resistance, well it's just futile.
TK trekkies? C'mon!

Well, the captain gathered us up from across the nation.
Chicago, Anchorage, Georgia, rain gave us a good scare.
The orange man even showed up with some of his people
waiting to hear those words - Beam me up, Jer.

Trekkies, I'm not sure we compare
Don't orange our skin or shave off our hair.
Sure there's a website where we can share
But we don't convene, ahem, nevermind!

I had a blast hanging out with so many Littles.
On the way out we said "Live long and prosper."
I can't explain the genesis of this correlation,
I'm just a Kornheiser jingler, not a doctor.

TK, that's why we started out.
But now he's just one cog in our wheel.
I've made some great friends and that's no doubt.
Trekkie or not, that's a good deal.

Yes it's true, the gang implied we are geeks
And it's also true, they all traveled to see
Lately it occurs to me, what a long strange trip it's been!

* A parody of "Truckin'" by Grateful Dead.