Lyrics

How Can I Get My Name On The Air?

I can think of last week
When singing about a baby moose
Was everything that I could want to do.
I could work on a song tomorrow, but I was never told about the sorrow

And--how can I get my name on the air?
How can I get Nigel to stop turning me down?
How can I impress the orange man?
What makes him always frown?
How can he drive over the Bay Bridge?
How can he do it and not yell?
Please play my song and read my name and let me live again.

I can still recall a bad jingle that I sent
When I rushed to write a song
About a colonoscopy
If Nigel rejects this it'll be a bummer, I won't get another chance til after the summer.

And--how can I get my name on the air?
How can Tony stop the rain from falling down?
How can you deny this 20 out of 159 student?
What causes a slow golf round?
And where can he buy a small rake device?
Where can he find his bocce ball?
How can he buy a family's house and make them all move out?