Lyrics

Zhang was sitting on the pot
folding toilet tissue he claimed
realized it wasn’t enough
there was no time for shame

He got it
ooh Tony he got it
Well, show your anus
it’s a bargain, for extra Charmin
Show your anus
may seem spartan, we beg your pardon

His GI tract was under assault
Probably shouldn’t have eaten the clams
His other option: wait it out
for an hour and a half

He got it
ooh Tony he got it
Well, show your anus
it doesn’t matter if
you’ve got the green apple splatters