Lyrics

Born before Elvis got his crown
When hamburger meat was 30 cents a pound
And Bannister ran a mile in 4 minutes
Her skin is probably not as thin as yours is, but

Cindy Boren’s almost 68
Cindy Boren’s almost 68
septuagenerianism ain’t great, just wait
Boren’s comma tilde 68 (Boren, ~68)

Got in an attribution slam
Writing ‘bout the 680 plan
Three score and eleven? Damn!
Cocktail forking the orange man

Boren’s almost 68
Cindy Boren’s almost 68
Sciatica is a pernicious fate
Boren’s comma tilde 68 (Boren, ~68)