Lyrics

Let me tell you ‘bout this little thing
That happened to me yesterday
Driving down the street got rear-ended stopped at a light
And I said right to the girl
“Honey were you on your cell phone?”
And then I felt a fool
‘Cause I thought that she was gonna cry
And now by bumper’s dented and my back is tight
You know that she’s the one police are gonna cite
And I’m lookin’ at the damage to my Caddy tonight
Lookin’ at the damage to my Caddy tonight
C’mon, cracked light
Tow truck, that’s right
Michael call Jim Coleman for a loaner ride
Got a long, low seda-an with just one tail light

A parody of “Paradise by the Dashboard Light”, music and lyrics by Jim Steinman