Lyrics

On a hot summer night
will you wear the pair of underwear with the red roses on it
and feel it tightly cradle your...

I've been taking your money and reading your copy
but your latest ad is absolute smut
I don’t mind selling silk skivvies to dudes
but you know I’m really old and
no one wants to picture my butt

So put some better words in my mouth.
that is if you want to still keep paying me
put some better words in my mouth.
and I’ll throw in some lies, like how a pair of underwear changed my life

A parody of Meatloaf, “You Took The Words Right Outta My Mouth"