Lyrics

I heard some of your "songs"
and at times they seem kinda mean
Could only listen so long
Now I’m through with you, you’re "the F Team"

Can’t you ever be nice?
Maybe I would subscribe
If you heed my advice
Cut the weekly musical diatribes

‘cause you’re not Jeffrey Ross
so don’t f*** with friends of the show
there are lines you don’t cross
Leave Chris Cillizza alone

A parody of Billy Joel, "Leave A Tender Moment Alone"