Lyrics

When the lights go down in this Northwest DC town
Tony turns in for the evenin'....
He goes to bed at 9, and he's up again at 5...
By six he and Chessie are leavin'

Dog is chasing frisbees, he shivers in the cold
He's losing all his hair and he's gettin' pretty old

They don't like poopin' in the snow
dogs just don't know where to go
it's cold and Ton' is gettin' frustrated....
Seniors follow my advice, don't go walking on black ice
unless you want your spine dislocated

Chessie's busy laughing
it's something to behold
Tony's on the ground, 'cause he's gettin' pretty old

A parody of "Gold" by John Stewart