Lyrics

Original idea by Wayne from NH!

At the airport on my way to Evanston
Gonna watch the Wildcats battle Binghamton
At the checkpoint I meet a nice security man
He grabs me by 'me undies’, and he offers his hand

Pawed by the TSA, I was
pawed by the TSA
pawed by the TSA, I was
pawed by the TSA…

He says take off your belt and your old boat shoes
Remove your flying shirt and your trousers, too
I stand very still, what else could I do?
When he’s finished, I whisper softly “Was it good for you?”

Pawed by the TSA, I was
pawed by the TSA
pawed by the TSA, I was
pawed by the TSA…

A parody of Bruce Springsteen, "Born in the USA"