Lyrics

Put on my new boat shoes
and I jumped on a train
Red Line to a bar in Northwest DC
6 am in the pouring rain

Ol' Dr. HOFWOF
likes to look down over me
Yeah I bought my Seat Geek ticket
but now I'm sad as a boy can be

I loved the Podcast at Chatter
and hear "Eat It Cilizza" while I have a meal
The Podcast at Chatter
Come by Selection Sunday, there's a deal

The Ghosts of autumn noises
out on Wisconsin Avenue
they're blowing the leaves right up to the window
to the dismay of a bald orange Jew

Now Junior he never called in
I guess Ton' didn't pay him to....
but there's a picture of his face
in a funny place
on the wall in the guy's bathroom

Went to the podcast at Chatter
I wore my classic TK JINGLES shirt
Podcast at Chatter
Does it really hurt the way it hurts?

They had Caren waiting tables
Chatter T-shirts everywhere.....
Hey Nige' reset the board to zero
so we can get this on the ai-a-a-a-air
Get it on the air from Chatter.....

Now it's KJ on the jingle
and dammit if she ain't good!!
Mike from Burke is crushing the old man
like we all knew that he would

Now it's the last Friday of the season
and we packed the place so tight
Guy says "Look at all these LITTLES here"
I said 'Man you know that's right!!"

Podcast from Chatter
I went to see a rich guy get free stuff
The Podcast from Chatter
We can't go back again, man that's so tough

Podcast at Chatter
hearing "Eat It Cilizza" while I have a meal
Podcast at Chatter
we'll never feel again the way that feels

Put on my new boat shoes
and I jumped on a train
Red Line to a bar in Northwest DC
6 am in the pouring rain

Red Line to a bar in Northwest DC
6 am in the pouring rain


A parody of "Walking In Memphis" by Marc Cohn (1990)
Vocals and Parody lyrics by Joe Aro