Lyrics

Lyrics by me, James Brazee & Tom Hirsch

Unscrew the ketchup and re-sod the lawn
Label each clicker with the thing it turns on
and when the old man returns you'd better be gone
A worker man hero is what you will be
A worker man hero who plugs in TVs

Shovel his driveway and park the man's car
Help find some sucker to buy the man's bar
He'll thank you with hats and a pat on the arm
A worker man hero is what you will be
The worker man hero of Mr. Tony

Rescue the golf cart and carry the clubs
Reach for the plunger when the toilet gets plugged
and hand out expired commemorative mugs
A worker man hero is what you will be
The worker man hero of Northwest DC

Touch up his make-up, assemble his grill
Explain every charge on his cellular bill
Show him the cockpit and give him his pill
A worker man hero is what you will be
The worker man hero of Mr. Tony

A parody of John Lennon, "Working Class Hero"