Lyrics

"T" is for the way he toasts his steaks
"O" is for the obnoxious comments he makes
"N" is never ever giving accurate weather
"Y" do I listen to this show, only heaven knows

And now it’s time to hear some mail from you
E-mail, faxes, notes, & Shad’s haikus
Yes, it’s time to hear it
Mike in Burke might make an appearance
it’s time to hear the mailbag

A parody of Nat King Cole, "L-O-V-E"