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John & I have been meaning to do something from Cold Spring Harbor for a while now and this idea finally made it happen.

What’s he asking you to send today?
Booze and sweets and snacks and so much more
Price don’t seem to matter to TK
Yeah, ‘cause he hasn’t bought a sammich since ‘94
If you sent him Triscuits, take a bow
Mr. Tony loves that now

He loved Dancing with the Stars in Season 10
And The Killing started well but didn’t last
Tony never watched either one again
now he subscribes to trendy new podcasts
Yeah, he downloaded Serial from the cloud
I’m surprised that he knew how

Tony thinks there’s always something better
his love is fleeting, that’s for sure
ah, and you really have to wonder if he’ll still love Keri Russell in Season 4

A parody of Billy Joel, "Everybody Loves You Now"