Lyrics

You've got some shirts
stacked in boxes on the floor
Where have I heard this before?
And you want to sell them all

But that takes work
Seems like a real pain in the @$$
and though most shirts would sell real fast
you'll be stuck with those size small

So just do what I did when I was required
Get gas and ignite it and throw them into the fire

Throw them into the fire
Throw them into the fire
It's too much to handle and not worth the hassle
so throw them into the fire!

A parody of Garth Brooks, "Standing Outside the Fire"