Lyrics

Inspired by some Ideas page chatter w/ Glen & Robert that a song about La Cheeserie should have a more disruptive back/forth pattern of dialogue.

Picture this I was with Arnold Palmer sitting near a Georgia green
Out of nowhere a gentleman approached to deliver a message to me
How could I explain to Arnie this happens all the time
You see my Dad owns a shop that carries stinky cheese and fancy wine

Hey, Steve Sands, I really had to you meet ya
Mr. Tony told the Littles how we should greet ya
Others might ask about the PGA
but Littles only got one thing to say

When I’m covering The Masters
with other broadcasters
With Danny Willett and his trophy
or on location in Sochi

Giving tours of Augusta
or with my All State adjuster
Interviewing Ricki Fowler
at the gym in the shower

Based on the truly terrible Shaggy song, "It Wasn't Me"