Lyrics

In the time before RG3, I was your QB
Shanahans traded with Baltimore for me
Before I played a down, they gave me an extension
Then sat me on the bench until 2011

Coach said he’d stake his reputation on me
Then I played Buffalo and lost by 23
And bombed against the Niners as the season sank
Only threw one more touchdown pass than Brandon Banks

Got the job from Sexy Rexy, then gave it back
Had you longing for the days of the Maroon & Black
And even though I was never actually good…
I kept getting better

Still... available…
I’m getting better, baby
So why don’t you sign me?

Still... available…
I’m getting better, baby
So why don’t you sign me?

Couldn’t help but notice in the recent draft
Skins didn’t pick a single quarterback
Kept the same three guys that went four-and-twelve
And while I’ve never won a start in the NFL

I’m getting better than Cousins and RG3
I’ve gotten better every year I’ve been out of the league
I’m living proof that you can keep getting better
Without being good

Still... available…
I’m getting better, baby
So why don’t you sign me?
(Literally never won a start)

Still... available…
I’m getting better, baby
So why don’t you sign me?