They'll Always Be The Football Team (To Me)

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A parody of a song by Billy Joel.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 02/01/2021  Released: 02/02/2022  First aired: 02/07/2022

Lyrics

We have no playoff wins, since 2005
This place where we play is a leaky old dive
The owner is clueless he's the worst in the league
They were once called The Redskins, but they'll always be the football team to me

There once was a time, when old RFK shook
Joe Gibbs, Bobby Beathard and old Jack Kent Cooke
Now the games are half empty, and there's no more Chief Zee
They're gonna rename them, but they'll always be the football team to me

Oh, we have waited so long,
through the maroon and black
Zorn was so colorblind
Oh, and Bruce Allen was wrong
The culture wasn't "damn good"
He was out of his mind!!

Now the faithful remaining are lookin' for reasons
to think that this team will be better next season
So we'll hope for the best, not much worse it can be
blame it all on Dan Snyder, but they'll always be the football team to me....



By Joe Aro
A parody of Billy Joel "She's Always A Woman"

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  • Ruth Bandler
    Outstanding, but sad. You'll be able to resurrect this one every year or so and it will still be appropriate.
    835 days ago.