Lyrics

by Joe & Mackie Aro, from the Tony Kornheiser Show of Friday, Sept. 24th, 2021.

Lyrics:

The old man he whines
he does it all the time
Welcome to the TK Show !
Emails, faxes and your notes...

You can't use the code if you don't wanna buy
What are you doin' out here, man?
Do ya' drive a subaru?

He doesn't know what he listens for....
But every season he'll be betting with
A monkey
A monkey

He never shops at the TK Store...
and all he talks about is skipping past
The golf talk
The golf talk

Lyrics: Joe Aro
Vocals: Joe & Mackie Aro
Parody of "Sign Of The Times" by Harry Styles