Lyrics

Counting your boatshoes, make sure you’ve got extra
Calvert Woodley red, drink some at the sink.
Can’t turn on the game, your screen’s plastered with gazebos
And the weather this year ruined your tomatoes

Your garbage cans are stacked so neat
Lots of parking right on your street
8:45, you’re fast asleep,
Slowly dying, dying
Ooh wee, a wild night at Tony’s

Van Morrison provided the inspiration!