Lyrics

Well, the orange man worked with me when I was at the Post
But you won't find me in D.C. because all those people are dopes
I'm a man of Chicago but you will not find me there
I prefer to wear my Ferragamos in the warm high desert air

Bob Ryan hostin' PTI again
Wilbon's stuck inside of Scottsdale with expensive shoes again

Magic called last week asking if I knew a spy
Who could find out if R.C. is really trading Kawhi
But me I was golfing with Barkley, and wouldn't it be my luck
For the Spurs to deal Kawhi Leonard while I'm playing 18 with Chuck

Oh, Popovich, is this really the end?
Cuz I am stuck inside of Scottsdale with expensive shoes again