Lyrics

He owns the restaurant Chatter
He’s a big podcast star
His job is just to prattle
To list’ners near and far
He’ll read the menu
And specials too
Like crabs from Chesapeake Bay
Come see his restaurant Chatter
It’s full service and for pay

A parody of “Blazing Saddles”, lyrics by Mel Brooks, music by John Morris as performed by Frankie Laine.