Lyrics

The legend of Holtby's "save" hockey stick is literally too good to be true....

I Get a Kick Out of You

I’ve got the stick from that game
To sell alcohol, I’ll mount this thing on the wall
I don’t care if this story’s true
‘Cause I’ll use this schtick to sell you

I’m out for Capital gain
I'll work this grift, use this hockey stick gift
And I feel no guilt, as I do
‘Cause I’ll get twelve bucks outta you