Macho Man [Bocce Balls]

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A parody of a song by The Village People.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 04/18/2015  Released: 04/18/2015  First aired: 04/21/2015

Lyrics

Yeah, the Village People....I went there...

Macho Man

Bocce, wanna come play bocce,
Bocce such a thrill, play bocce
Bocce, in the back yard bocce,
Bocce, wait just what is bocce
Bocce, Liz and Kate play bocce,
Bocce, where’s the red ball bocce
Bocce, in the brush now bocce,
Bocce, grab the rake thing bocce

Listen here

Everybody loves to toss those bocce balls around
To aim those big wood balls at the others on the ground
Liz just hurled the red one, where’d it go?
Let’s be sure to blame her, it wasn’t me you know
Glad to hear the bunnies flourish in the flora
Not like Torie’s backyard world of bunny horror
Hey, Liz, where’s the red one?

Bocce bocce balls (yeah)
Check in the shrubs for the red one y’all
Bocce bocce ball
What is the deal with bocce? (Eoooow!)

Bocce bocce balls (yeah)
So glad we found the red one y’all
Bocce bocce balls
Where’d Tony put the others…

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  • Greg
    If I had to pick a favorite, this would be my favorite. It's just so great.
    2059 days ago.
  • Astigm
    Soooooo good.
    3050 days ago.
  • carletto
    this held up outstandigly
    3266 days ago.
  • Ron Council
    Two months later and this one's still got it. "Backyard world of bunny horror" . . . holy crap that's hilarious.
    3414 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Jeanne totally crushes on you, John.
    3432 days ago.
  • Ron Council
    "Torie's backyard world of bunny horror." Epic.
    3468 days ago.
  • steven maloney in White Bear Lake, MN
    Agree with above comments. One of the all time greats.
    3470 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Thanks all. While crafting this, I looked up from the pages of the Oxford English Rhyming Dictionary and said to myself "Self, perhaps this will be the one that brings my fellow Littles to tears, dangerous driving maneuvers and spit-taking their lunch. Hopefully, all at once." I think that's what the Village People would have wanted. At least construction guy, anyway...
    3482 days ago.
  • wendell
    utter perfection. congratulations!
    3482 days ago.
  • Rick Sharp, Jackson NJ
    I just heard this on the podcast. I had to come here and comment. I was driving and I literally had to pull over because I was laughing so hard my eyes were tearing up and I couldn't see. Kudos.
    3484 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    John, I hope that was as much fun to sing as it was to hear. Loved it, m'man.
    3485 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Greatness! The best leitmotif since Chaputzvah!
    3485 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    Top 5 jingle. My god, I was crying as they were listening to it. Gold. The performance is outstanding.
    3485 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I love the "Eoooow!" - This is all great.
    3486 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    i swear i almost spit out my lunch listening to this. it's freaking awesome!
    3487 days ago.

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