Lyrics

Steve originally crushed this song with "Loomis Chaffee," which never aired for some reason. I hope this reboot does it justice.



Where can you find hardship
Feel like you are car sick
Wait on line just to pee?
Sitting with the masses
These unwashed jackasses
God, why have you forsaken me?

Yellow-tinted collars
Indigence and squalor
Dickensian-like beggary
Cro-Magnonic features
Sweatpants, Crocs, and T-shirts
Extra toes and crooked teeth

In the village
Yes, you can barely move your knees
In the village
Yes, your seat mate smells like cheese
In the village
You know it’s cash you wanna save
In the village, in the village
When you bring the ball and chain
In the village
Serenades of baby screams
In the village
Why are these folks allowed to breed?
In the village
Chernobylites in multitudes
In the village, in the village
I’d almost rather take a cruise