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It's a Kenny Loggins double play here on Two for Tuesd... uh, Friday.

He's working so hard
I don't believe a word
Back story, made up
Desperate to seem regular
Who was it that called, Don Shula or Papi LeBatard?
You might say he Brian Williams'd it
Now he wants to be President?

Now you gotta cut him loose, 'cause he'll lose
That's an automatic DQ
Oh Please, that story
He can't tell Shula from Papi?
Nope, no misquote
That was something he wrote
Lose Marco Rubes
Everybody cut him loose

(No-o-o vo-otes)
Cut Him Loose

:D

Parody of "Footloose" - Kenny Loggins